Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Winning!: Today in Charlie Sheen News

OK, we all know that the Charlie Sheen media blitz is really just the latest shiny toy the Military-Industrial-Entertainment Complex is using to distract the sheeple from what's really going on. Unfortunately, a mania-fueled Charlie Sheen is so damned entertaining that even for us fear mongers it's really, really, REALLY hard to turn away from this gruesome pile of roadkill. Because really, who doesn't love hookers, blow, porn stars, verbal vomit, and winning?

Here. Get it over with, get it done, and try to move on. It's your daily Charlie Sheen fix.

Charle Sheen Quotes as New Yorker Cartoons: They're not new cartoons, rather older ones with their captions replaced with a choice Sheen musing.

Live the Sheen Dream: Clicking Charlie's head automatically generates a quote.

@charliesheen is on Twitter and he's verified: How long before #winning is a trending topic?

And finally, over on, Nikki Finke reports that the crew of Two and a Half Men will at least be paid for four of the eight episodes that were missed this season due to Sheen's antics.


  1. Ifeel bad for him regardless of the blow, hookers, mucho money and narcissism.

  2. don't miss this one: Cats quote Charlie Sheen