Holy crap have you read that the latest immigration statistics say that Asians are the number one immigrant population now. Specifically mentioned are Chinese immigrants.
Does anyone have bad flashback to Red Dawn here?
What has been the number one problem with China taking over the entire world? Obviously, it is the ability to move huge amounts of troops across the ocean and invade the United States. In the movie Red Dawn they snuck a godzillion Chinese into Mexico and invaded from the south. The premise of that movie might be totally ridiculous but this new immigration threat is not.
I mean seriously the Chinese military think tank was probably sitting around one day and thinking of ways to get their vast armies onto our shores. Throwing out ideas like giant hover crafts, and huge alien cities to transport troops and then the new guy pipes up and says "Hey, why don't we just send them to America through the immigration process."
Total silence followed by little tyrants high-fiving each other.
If you think the Zombie Apocalypse is a scary thought think about all those Chinese restaurant workers coming at you in a tide of yellow butcher knives chopping you to bits and giving new meaning to the words: Sum Yum Gui. Beware my friends. It was bad enough that Mexico was annexing California and Texas beneath our very eyes but this Red Communist threat is really scary!
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