I have to say Obama was pretty gutsy for coming out for gay marriage in an election year. I think Mitt "Mittens" Romney was creaming in his pants yesterday. This confirms my previous reports about Mittens being the Bringer of Doom and the White Horse of the Mormon Apocalyptic Prophecies!
Putting all the issues involved aside, does any incumbent President make such a controversial statement like gay marriage in an election year? These guys are afraid to even negotiate with other countries or make any kind of stand during the elections. After they win the election, those sleazebags will do whatever they want and say whatever they feel like. But during the run-up to an election, anything slightly controversial is not spoken of.
So how could Obama have made such a blunder?
Mr. Smooth Cat himself. Mittens, the penultimate political machine. He's the guy who got a black guy elected as president.
How does Obama make such a basic mistake? Does he just not give a shit? Are his morals more important than a second term as President? Fuck no, he wants this more than anything.
I believe a more sinister force is at work making sure the Mittens Prophecies come true. So if you know any Mormons make damn well sure you are nice to them because when they become the Masters of our world you do not want to be the guy who laughed at them and called them polygamist rapist scumbags.
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