Do you idiots even listen to me?
I swear it is so hard always being right. Remember when I told you the cloud was just a CIA plot to get your information easier? Well, I was right again.
I mean, think about it. When computers first came out we had "The Cloud".... it was called a mainframe and we dialed up to it on 300 baud modems. Our internet porn took over an hour to download and was probably not even close to a megapixel. Everything existed on centralized servers... or a cloud... until people decided that it would be much smarter to distribute computing, have processors on every desk and if you need more power then add some more cheap, small, computers.
Now, all of the sudden we are back to centralized computing and storage on the cloud? If that was not a CIA plot then I have no idea what one looks like. So, be careful out there. Know the CIA is looking at those nude pics you sent that chick you met in a chat room last Thursday. They have seen all the emails you sent to your mistress while your fat ass wife was watching the seventeen children you had.
They are like motherfucking Santa Claus -- they know when you have been naughty and nice -- and they will use it against you.
Combine the Apple iPhone Zombie mind control protocols with the cloud and the CIA does not even have to get off their asses to do anything. You know you have seen it. People everywhere walking around with their big noses glued to the iPhone, not watching where they are going, in a pacified state. You people are doomed. I am glad I am the last human on the planet without a cell phone.
Waffles you can hide forever!
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