Normally, I'd turn Sir Waffles loose on this topic for one of his epic rants in The Waffles Report, but I decided to let him have a conspiracy-free holiday weekend with his kids. So, I'll run with the ball on this juicy nugget of conspiracy fodder -- Hollywood spies.
Has the CIA infiltrated the upper echelons of Hollywood? It all started with a harmless post on one of our favorite conspiracy forums GLP: WTF is up with Sean Penn in South America?? Is he CIA, black ops or what??
Here's the skinny:
For the record: (Sean) Penn arrived at the Caribbean island AFTER TPTB failed in elect the Illuminati clown Wyclef Jean, president of the Haiti, because he ran away with his rally money, funded by Brangelina's CIA front disguised as foundation "Make it Right". But don't fool yourself thinking that Penn is there for humanitarian work. The Haiti is settled over a HUGE area of precious mineral resources, such as bauxite, copper, calcium carbonate, iridium, gold, marble and obviously oil.First of all, when the hell did I miss out on Penn being named the US Ambassador to Haiti? I just saw him the other day as Spicoli in a re-run of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Every St. Patrick's Day, I watch State of Grace (aka the best film ever made about the Westies [aka Irish mob in NYC]), but I totally missed anything about Penn the diplomat.
Lately he was finally appointed as ambassador, though I'm not sure if as US or UN and since then he's making a tour all over South America, meeting with several presidents.
During his tour for Argentina, Sean Peen poked around in the Falklands dispute. The official version of MSM for his tour in South America, is that he's "collecting money and asking help for Haiti", but that's BULLSHIT, because Bolivia and Uruguay are beggars and have no money for lend to other nations, let alone donate.
So WTF??? Is he ahead of some major CIA black ops in South America, just like Clooney in Sudan???
Of course, the Sean Penn tangent was not as interesting as this gem: Proof that George Clooney is a CIA Agent.
Here's the Clooney spook highlights:
Clooney is the head of Satellite Sentinel Project, which is active for intel surveillance in Sudan.Are Penn and Clooney agents? No. Are they assets? Probably. Not all charities are bad, but the worst ones are ripe with corruption. Celebrity-backed charities can also be valuable front organizations for intelligence services.
Google provides the satellite gear for Clooney and the database of Sentinel project is analyzed at Harvard. Now, guess which actors are funding this spy project.
Meet the newest member of the Council on Foreign Relations: George Clooney. The Oscar winner has been granted life membership in the prestigious think tank -- Charlie Rose and NYT columnist Nick Kristof nominated him.
Maybe TMZ needs to create a celebrity conspiracy unit of covert paparazzi, who ambush celebrity spies in foreign lands?
In the meantime, check out Clooney talking about the making of Syrianna...