Waffles Report: Watch Youself, Mr. Mittens

I know I have not been around much lately, but I am still lurking and watching. I am usually not much into politics because obviously the country is really run by a clandestine group of rich people. The politicians you vote for mean nothing at all. If you do not realize this, then you have not been reading this blog.

I have been following closely the rise of Mitt Romney. He is winning in states he should not be. He looks for a lock for the republican nomination and President Obama should be extremely easy to defeat this year.

I also have been looking at the undercurrents. It is obvious that the powers that be do not want Romney elected. You see it every day in the mainstream news. People trying to smear his campaign, make him look foolish, make him look like a heathen. Just recently, a reputable site asked if people thought his first name was Mittens. Subtle undermining of confidence in him. Just ask the guy next to you if they think Mittens is going to win. They will know EXACTLY who you are talking about and only the Japanese would want a President named Mittens.

Initially, Mitt Romney did not make me nervous. He has been a perennial loser in the Presidential carousel. He has never been able to win in the important states. However, with his recent success in Iowa and New Hampshire, I have become very afraid.

You might ask "What are you afraid of?"

I will tell you. I am afraid for Mitt Romney.

The powers that control this country WILL NOT accept a Mormon as President. I believe that a few months after he takes office he will be shot dead. Do not believe me? Just look what happened when a Catholic had the audacity to be President.

Once Mitt is out of the way, his Vice President will take over. The guy who he ran with because advisers told him, "You need the conservative partner to carry the middle states." You know. The one the people in power put in place. The one they really want to be President. Watch as my prediction comes true. It is easy to see if you follow the currents of power.

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