Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Waffles Report: Battlefield L.A.

Did you know that Battlefield: L.A. is a true story?

It was jacked up for Hollyweird, of course, but it is based on a true alien invasion. You can read more details about it here. Here is a brief recap of what happened:
Imagine a visiting spacecraft from another world, or dimension, hovering over a panicked and blacked-out L.A. in the middle of the night just weeks after Pearl Harbor at the height of WWII fear and paranoia. Imagine how this huge ship, assumed to be some unknown Japanese aircraft, was then attacked as it hung, nearly stationary, over Culver City and Santa Monica by dozens of Army anti-aircraft batteries firing nearly 2,000 rounds of 12 pound, high explosive shells in full view of hundreds of thousands of residents. Imagine all of that and you have an idea of what was the Battle of Los Angeles.
The thing that makes me believe that this was a UFO attack is the fact that NOBODY has heard of it. It was so expertly covered up that the public knows basically nothing about it. It is the same reason I think Roswell is a lame duck. It is way too obvious and well publicized. It is the governments way of saying "Hey look here!" Meanwhile they make secret deals with alien civilizations in the background. I mean, what are a few hundred thousand fattened Americans sold for dinner stock verses technological superiority over the planet. Seems like a good deal to me. Do not even pretend that you thought Americans getting super fat was just some accident.

We at the Tao of Fear will continue to keep you up to date on the latest developments no matter where they lead us. Stay safe, my sheeple.

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