Saturday, March 5, 2011
The Waffles Report: Global Warming Anti-Christ
The Glory Satellite failed to make it into outer space this week. Does anyone think this was an accident? The satellite was designed to study earth’s climate. The project was designed in the time where global warming was a fear and people actually believed that Al Gore was the savior of mankind.
Since then it has been proven by the heroes of our world (hackers) that all these planet warming faggots were making up stories and faking data. This made very many powerful people look stupid. Powerful people HATE to look stupid. All of these countries' leaders have been screaming about Global Warming and it just was not true. Al Gore, who might be the Anti-Christ, generated a huge power base by championing this cause. He convinced us all that we were going to melt to death if we did not do something NOW!
Al and his army of green psycho warriors are smart though. I was listening to the radio the other day and a report was issued that said "The hackers proof was incorrect and global warming is still a threat." The most brilliant strategy ever! Just say "nuh uh." I mean, how much more incredibly genius can you be than just saying it never happened. Incredible! Except now here comes this little satellite they were going to send up. It seemed like a good idea when they believed in global warming but now that they KNOW it is a farce they have to stop all data collection. The satellite had to go. Al Gore just made a phone call and then one of the programmers or some scientist just slipped a decimal place somewhere and voila, we have a billion dollar bath toy sitting at the bottom of the Atlantic. You need to fear these people they are THAT good.