Normally, I do not listen to the radio these days because every pop song is full of brainwashing lyrics that try to destroy you. I had people in my car that wanted to listen to music so I was forced to turn on the radio. Now, I have the following words crashing inside my head:
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at itI am trying to figure out what kind of brainwashing system was used and for what purposes. Firstly, I tried to play back the song in reverse to see if there were any demonic messages. I had hoped Satan would be too embarrassed to work with Lady Ga Ga, but you never know. It is much harder to play a song in reverse today. In the olden days, we listened to music on vinyl records and we just kind of ran the turn table backwards. Nowadays, you need sophisticated forensic tools such as the ones we use in the Tao of Fear laboratories. We are prepared.
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
It is also possible that particular song is setup to put your brain in an endless spiral as you sing it over and over faster and faster unable to concentrate on the important work that needs to be done at the Tao of Fear. I almost became comatosed by this highly successful technique. Luckily, I escaped because another brain washing protocol, Taio Cruz - Dynamite, came on and interfered.
After ruling out demonic influences I decided to run the song through a word associating program. This specialized software that I developed just for the Tao of Fear determines what underlying messages might exist in a block of text, a song, movies, and other forms of communication. Apparently this song is trying to tell us we are bad in a subliminal way -- that we are worthless and should be beaten and whipped -- and we should like it.
I am trying to figure out what group would benefit from this kind of message. It could be Watson. He may have infiltrated Lady Ga Ga's sound machine while she was in some drug induced psychotic state and fed her these lines. Getting humanity prepared to serve their machines overlords.
It could be some of the powerful factions behind the political world trying to make people discouraged and feel bad, so that voter turnout will keep declining and thereby stuffing ballots with fake votes will be easier.
Hell, it could just be some rich guy having some fun. I have yet to figure out who is behind this evil plot but I will continue to work on it. As always, the Tao of Fear continues our hardest work to protect you sheeple from the dangers of the real world.
It was me.
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