Saturday, February 26, 2011

The Waffles Report: Busy Waffles and Throw Out Your Cell Phone

Sorry about lack of updates, but I have been busy searching for those pesky Gates of Hell.

I felt like I should leave you a little something though called Waffles' Tip of the Day:
Throw out your cell phone.
You heard me?

I know I may be one of the only people in the world without a cell phone but this is important. You know that the CIA really wants you to have one, because they fund games like Angry Birds. It is true. Check the shadow corporations surrounding the creation of the game and you will see.

Besides, how do you think a game about birds got so popular? Mind Control.

I abstain from owning a phone because people can track your whereabouts at any time of the day and when that happens it is just a hop, skip, and a jump to disappearing. Better safe than sorry friends! Throw that thing out in the trash right now!

Until next time keep safe.

1 comment:

  1. I've heard that cell phones emit low levels of radation too. Might be bad for adults, but definitely bad for children who are still growing.